I Know What I'm Doing; I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
It's a Saturday. Just after noon. I'm sitting at a table with a money box, some sign up sheets, pens, the necessary coffee, and the RPG I'm designing and currently editing. There are people at tables behind me, playing games I helped organize. The coffee isn't hot anymore but I drink it anyways. Then he appears. My saviour. With his fair skin and loud voice and knowing eyes, I can barely hold myself from bowing down at his godly visage as he imparts his wisdom to my keen ears. His mouth opens and the wisdom of the ages falls from pink lips. He is telling me how to run a convention. A man. Is telling me. How. To. Run. A. Convention. Praise the fucking gods. How could I do it without this unsolicited advice? I resist the impulse to drop everything I'm doing and start taking notes. Instead, I respond to his comments with logic and a cool head. He eventually stops talking to me and looks down at his phone, loiters near me for a time, before he leaves the conve...